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Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show: Soft Porn That Husbands and Wives Can Enjoy Together

November 30, 2011 Leave a comment

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Victoria's Secret Christmas Show

Last night was Christmas in November, the night of the Annual Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. It’s the night that men watch beautiful girls on TV walk around in underwear and their wives actually encourage it – the one night a year that husbands and wives watch soft pornography together.

This year, the show’s looks were divided into different slutty themes – superheroes, ballet, passion, underwater, turn-of-the-century New Orleans and “Club Pink,” a sparkly homage to the brand’s loungewear line.    SOURCE: CBS News

Come to think of it, this sounds more like Halloween than Christmas.

I remember watching the show a few years ago: if featured a segment where a group of people went across the country, giving girls everywhere a chance to try out to be in the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. Girls all over America went crazy and signed up.

To summarize… A group of people went around the country and told (hot) girls, everywhere, that they would allow (hot) girls the opportunity to strip down to their underwear and walk back and forth while they watched and judged them. Ultimately, these people would pick their favorite (hot) girl, and that (hot) girl would receive the honor of walking around in her underwear on TV for the whole world to watch.

The people who run Victoria’s Secret must wake up, every morning, laughing.

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