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Star Wars Unites with Glee, Millions Of Voices Cry Out In Terror and Are Suddenly Silenced.

December 6, 2011 Leave a comment

Chewbacca, everyone’s favorite Wookie, will be making a guest appearance in a special Christmas episode of the TV series Glee. The episode is a tribute to the infamous Star Wars Holiday Special.

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“We called George Lucas and he gave us Chewbacca,” said Matthew Morrison, who directed the episode and plays the role of Will Schuester. (Source: NYDailyNews.com)

So let me get this straight… out of everything in the Star Wars universe (six official movies, TV series, cartoons, countless novels and comics), Glee chose to pay tribute to The Star Wars Holiday Special. Leave it to Glee, the worst show on TV, to pay tribute to Star Wars, one of the greatest and most influential film franchises in history, by picking the single worst thing to ever come from that franchise.

Which means that Glee’s union with Star Wars is officially the single worst decision anyone has ever made with the Star Wars franchise.

Yes, it’s worse than Greedo shooting first.

Yes, it’s worse than The Star Wars Holiday Special itself.

Yes, it’s worse than either time Darth Vader yelled “Nooooooo!”

Yes, it’s worse than Jar Jar Binks.

Yes, it’s worse than either actor who played Anakin Skywalker.

Yes, it’s worse than digitally replacing Sebastian Shaw with Hayden Christensen and the end of The Return of The Jedi.

Yes, it’s worse than the time in 2rd grade I peed myself in front of the girl I liked on the playground and had to switch schools. In fairness, this might only be partially related to Star Wars, at best. But it’s still worse.

Jimmy Kimmel

 

Categories: Glee, Star Wars
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